Typical Indian Family ....

Everyday should be a Sunday,  a day full of Masti, fun, chilling out with family and friends. This Sunday was pretty much busy for me as my typical Indian Family invited my Cousin brother who is recently married for Lunch. I was so excited to meet my Bhabhi(Cousin's Wife).

My Bua ji(Aunt), her husband, both my cousin brother and my Beautiful Bhabhi came around 1 pm, it is so hot in India now a day, Summer Season at its peak and my 5.2 feet tall pretty Bhabhi all dressed up in a traditional Indian Saree wearing Bagles, make up and heels so that she could match up with the Height of my cousin who is 5.7 tall.

Both of them are looking perfect as a couple, I was so happy but I didn't expected that I would freak out so bad in the later part of the day which I am gonna share with you all.

So it all started pretty well everybody was laughing, enjoying lemonade and snacks, tea and my Bhabhi who is the newest member to this crazy Indian family is sitting in the Center(All eyes on her) with my aunt by her side and we all cousin's are chit-chatting together.

My sweet Bhabhi left alone with all the elders who were asking her all sorts of question related to:

• Where she studied?
• What she like, what she don't and obvious she can't answer this ques correct as she has to answer accordingly to impress her extended family.

All the laughter's were converted into series of questions and answer like she was sitting For an IAS exam Interview. Bullets of question were fired at her one after another.

• Were would you like to go on vacation?
• Can you cook?
• Would you like to wear traditional Indian clothes or western?
• Can you make round Rotis? The most most important ques round Rotis like really duhh
• Rajma chawal, chole or pasta pusta? really lol
• Home made food or eating in restaurants?
• Did you miss your family(mother and father)?

And she was perspiring profoundly drinking glass of cold water taking small breath to answer all questions property.

And I was like WTFFF, so freaked out like my throat is choking, my lips are dry thinking that in few years I will be in the same conditions. I will be married to someone and they will Interrogate me like this and suddenly all those horrid pictures were pop in my mind.
POP POP POPPPPP.....

It was so freaking disturbing and haunted.
I was like how can I manage Saree I never like wearing Saree.
All those bangles making clinking sound some one can get hurt.
I lost in the transit and couldn't find a way to escape, want to run as far as possible.

My cousin snapped me out of the Horror of my future and said what are you thinking and I see all were laughing again they were teasing me that " Lo ji ye dekho abhe se Shaddi ke sapne dekhne lage kuddi" means Day dreaming about her marriage.

In the end all were happy and she introduced herself to the family well. Happy ending.

I was so Effing freaked out but this is how the typical Indian families are. They love each other, care for one other but when given a change can be your worst nightmare heheheeee

Many of you who are from India reading this may for sure connect with the experience. Hope you don't get freaked out as I did LOL.
I love my India. Jai ho

Movies to watch for typical India family 

• Bend it like Beckham
• Pride and prejudice
• Kabhe Kushi Kabhe Gum all Yash Raj old movies :P

You know I love you
xoxo

Masturbation : Expectation vs Reality

We are all humans and somethings we need a helping hand to release that extra pressure building inside us as it's been a whileeeee . Here is a naughty humor out take of how we masturbate.

Expectation:
What boys Imagine it to be like, how girls masturbate?
Dim light, slow seductive music playing in the background, scented candles lit up, silk and satin bed on which rose petal are spread unevenly creating an ambiance, girl lying in a seductive pose biting her lips ummm teasing herself with the beats of the music thinking about her boyfriend...ooohhh it feels so good yesssss and a longggg orgasm her back arched .. making all boys dream cum true...

Reality:
Are you insane who got all the time in world to gather all the stuff rose, candles Ru kidding me
hell NOOO. In reality I would be lying either on the bed or on the floor(you know why) lights off listening to my favorite orgasm music playlist(yes I got one :p), swapping pics of zac efron, salman, varun hotness alert and yessss yeaahhhhh ummmmm BAMMMM ..... done, over phewww... get up and go back to work B**ch. hehehehe

Reaction to when doing naughty stuff(u know what I am taking about) and heard a knock at the door:
Knock knock knock....
Boys:
1. Mom I am doing my biology practical work.
2. Mom I am in shower , down in a minute
3. Younger Brother enter room without knocking: Ohhhhh shit WTF.. run screaming "mom bro is playing with his
     wee-wee"...gotcha busted :P

    

Girls:
knock knock knock
1. Mom painting my nails 15 minutes don't want to spoil the bed-sheet (double meaning alert lol)
2. Doing yoga, Meditating don't disturb
3. Still not done after 20 min mom enter room eehhhh ... Thank God I was on the floor phewww
4. Most awkward moment when you are on climax looking in the eyes of your Bae Zac Efron and can't even moan scream even when alone at home as the neighbors will have their ears glued on the wall.

After effect of Masturbation:
Boys:
OMG what have I done had a important match in the evening what should I do, What should I do ..hmmm I am so tired going to sleep zzzzzzzzzzz

Girls:
Get up change under dress, comb her hair looking in the mirror all shiny fresh and ready to work and do household chores.
As in the words of Legendary "Samantha Jones" herself "Someone is glowing, did you had an orgasm today heheheee" yeahh

I read somewhere that in Japan it is legal to manufacture Sex toys that looks like penisess... awww I love my rabbit alwayss satisfy me ;)

And last but not the least on average a male orgasm last for 5 sec and female 20 sec..... you go girl
show den how its done yeaaaa paww pawww ....

My playlist to Masturbate: duhhh yess I do have one 

Britney- Breathe on me
Again Britney-Touch of my hand
Ellie Golding-love me like you do

Hope you like my funny, naughty view on masturbation ..... Peace no judging, just simple naughty humor
You know I love you
xoxo

The Struggle is Real

Its been a week since I started writing blog and I had to admit it is not as easy as it looks like.
Consistency, Commitment to provide somethings new and different even though this is my personal blog. Don't even know if I got some viewers or not as I am still waiting for you, yes I am talking to you Mr. whoever is reading to comment or tell me what they like or dislike maybe.


The struggle to find my niche is real. I know Its sounds like I am a kid who is given a new toy to play with and now he doesn't know how to amuse himself.

Anyways Would like to share some fun facts as don't want this post to be a desperation post hehehe

Can you tell what clothes say about a person???
Hmm ..... It says either you are not naked or you are wearing clothes LOL ;)

Another one, don't be mad at me because its all sounds so silly.

How can a person sitting next to you tell what you had in lunch even without asking???
Any wild guesses.... Guess it,  you know the answer

And the Answer is BURP !!!!!! Rofl
The harder you Burp more the people sitting next to you can have a taste what you had in your meal
Sounds gross but its a fun fact . hehehehee

Crazy rite this post is gonna suck real bad I had a feeling heheheee
Keep loving me like you do and I will see you again on Monday
One day break.

Keep loving me like you do
xoxo

Love Wins

Hey all my lovely, beautiful and sexy people. Today is a great day  to write this post. Love is in the air for all our LBGT friends.

Had been thinking for long to write about the hardships that LGBT community had been facing for so long throughout the world. I can't even imagine the pain that they had gone through and sacrifices made by them fighting for their rights day and night living in the shadow of fear and scrutiny.

Bullied, frightened, threatened on the name of religion and cast crying for the love and affection of loved one who turn their faces away due the the non-acceptance of same sex love by the society.

Were Abused, ashamed, alone my heart swells to even think about it. They are like birds who are not in the cage breathing air, eating, drinking but can't touch the sky the things birds love the most because his/her wings are chopped off.

But today their efforts, sacrifices they made, courage and determination has paid off. Numerous acts of courage, endure bullying and taunts, came to believe in themselves and who
they were. Fighting for equality, support and for something that had been already their but was snatched by them on the name of law.

Hope that other countries also take a note from The USA who made same sex marriage legal nationwide in US that laws are made to protect people not to take away freedom who to love and what to do. Slow but steady

As in the words of American President itself "Real change is possible...shifts in hearts and minds is possible." the only thing we need is to keep an open-minded approch  and move ahead for a fresh start.

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You know I love you xoxo
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Dressed to kill ........

Put on that cute top, short skirt

walking on the street on a Killer spree

Got those Smoky eyes you know why

All I know is  I am on fire. 

4 inch heels and manicured nails

glossy red cherry lips and those curly hair 

Got that banging body in the Vip's

Bet you wanna kiss and touch?

 But it ain't for free.

Got that jealous Bae sitting In the hall way 

looking at me in a shocking way 

As I walked In, He asked  "What the fuck is all this?"

I told him babe I am dressed to kill.

After a tiff with my jealous Bae

Me and my girls went on a shopping spree

In on hand Versace and in other Gucci

All eyes on us and we love the attention

Don't be mad its a divine intervention

Why can't girls Do what they want 

You should never judge a book by its cover 

We also got heart and a lovely soul

We are new world girl don't try to control 

What I want, what I do is my life
My choice and If you don't like,just back off

It doesn't matter what you wear or do, perverts will always have a filthy mind and they are gonna say bad things about you even if you are just having some fun. Why because it's a men's world and women are always told what to do, how to sit, how to talk, what to wear although I know most of my readers are boys, but I want to express what I feel no judging, not all men are like that. Treat like equals becoz we "All are worth it" . #GirlPower

Just made a twitter account, tweet me https://twitter.com/MoreShonu
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You know I love you xoxo

Shocked !!!

First would like to say Thank You to all my lovely sexy Bae's who are reading my blog as I completed my 1st week of blogging today yeeyyyy ...So excited and quite proud of myself for setting it up. *pats self on back*.

So out of curiosity decided to search my name on google as a gift to I Me Myself, searched for the term Shonu rajput and I was literally shocked to find images of a immensely hot n sexy young man ohh laa laaa ;)  ....Although I should be a bit sad but those dreamy eyes caught my attention. I think I found my new Bae.

His eyes, those lips and those abs ummmm arouse my naughty side what can I want more as a gift for all those sleepless nites I spent thinking what to write for my lovely reader *Wink Wink* joking . Well the naughty part was true.

Do you know who that Stud is ??? Any guess hmm .. let me give you a hint.
1) He is an Indian actor, works in a historical type of  TV serial.
2) Hrithik Roshan Also played that character In a movie now you all must have guessed it
Shocking right .... Hope these kinnda shock I get often hehehee

Quiz time:
If you a reading this post Do tell me the name of the actor who came when I search shonu rajput on google.
And also search for your name heheh It will be fun to know what you found.
Do tweet me on: https://twitter.com/MoreShonu
Or comment below what you find.

You Know I love you xoxo
Have a great time ...

How To Know God ....

Hello to all my lovely, sexy and beautiful people out der. Not feeling well today coz of my little adventure in rain yesterday if you have been reading my blog you know what I mean ;) , those new can read my yesterdays blog post "Songs Of  The Rain"

Having a Headache, even a small noise is making me sick to death feels like a hammer in banging on my head and in the mist of all this drama I found my GOD my savior.

Yes don't be surprised I know who God is, do you all wanna know God?  Let me break it down for you, in every holy book it is written and I quote:

" The God is the Creator of all things. He is the Source of the good news . Show us the right path to move. Since God gave us life, we should worship only him"

Now can you find your God coz these lines help me find my God.

Time for the big revelation. My God is my "Parents", yes you heard it write parents. They are the one who gave me life, source of good news for me, looked after me when I am sick, laugh with me when I am happy, cry with me and took all my sorrows, what I am who I am is all because of my GOD my parents.

Do you remember when you first started walking, when you laughed for the first time, the first words you speak. May be not but ask you father or mother they cherish and remember every single moment with you like it all happened yesterday.

Mother who nurture a child in her womb for almost 9 months took all the pain still had that glow in her eyes whenever she saw her bundle of joy. Father came back from office tired of all the work load, back stabbing, office politics but as soon as he took his child in his arms all his stress is gone like nothing happened.

Remember First step you take and your God is walking right behind you to catch you if you fall, the day you take a stroll for the first time out of the house and you tightly grab you fathers finger in you fist and he will literally take you in his comfy arms and say " Don't worry baby I got you."

I can go on and on and on but so overwhelmed writing this post as all those memories are flashing in front of me making my eyes moist a little.

If you a reading this post, please go to your parents and give them a hug as without them you will not be in this world neither would I or just give a call and say "Thank you " see how good you will feel and maybe you can find your GOD to.

Sorry for such a long post but I am so emotional right now, Thank you for reading.
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You know I love you. Go find you true GOD
xoxo

Songs Of The Rain

Ohhh Dear Rain why you came so late

The earth is barren, my eyes are dry

Feeling like a trapped butterfly 

Let me spread my wing and fly in the sky 

Please make it Rain like never before 

make the farms glow green from pluses, vegetables and grains

 Looking through the window at the cloudy sky

It make me want to dance like a child

When  first drops of the rain touch my skin I fell like a Rose bud ready to blossom in a beautiful rose spreading love for all. It makes my body shiver awaking my electric soul  which is lost somewhere in this cruel world of betrayal,lust and sex to see the beauty of nature beyond these desires.

An electric charge flow through my nerves and give me an instant kick, eyes shining like a diamond and my perfect long lustrous wavy hair  are all messed up cutely falling from side to side touching mischievously my cheeks n lips sometimes covering my eyes in such a way through which you can see my sparkling eyes. It felt so good..

My heart  beats in a rhythmic motion Singing The Songs Of The Rain my lips quiver, feet are tapping to the sound of the rain drops falling on tin shades, glass, moving traffic, tree leaves and chattering birds all creating a natural DJ of its own forming magical, soothing and meditative beats . I an short of words to describe the magical moment. It feels like a out of world experience like I can watch myself glowing from the sky.

Millions of rain drop cleansing my body, mind and soul. I let the rain wash away all my previous pain from heartbreak, fear, anxiety which liberates my soul.

Every drop falling down from my head to my face to my breast to my navel to my toes and finally dissolve in the earth which is the the primary source of our existence rejuvenate me inside out like a innocent child sleeping in cozy lap of her mother.

But thunder n lightning make me scream like a wild cat.Smell of the fresh earth, dark green color of grass on which rain drop look like small crystals.  As soon as I reach home Change my clothes make some tea cover my self up in my comfy blanket sitting by the window,singing humming the songs of the rain.


Hope you like my interpretation of rain, it you like it den follow, share and Do let me know What else would you like me to write.
You know I love you XOXO .
Have a goood day.

Your imperfection is my perfection

Are you ready  , hey hey are we ready ready

 Here we go 

Babey you got those perfect glare

It makes me loss my air

And I confess I'm not an angel

Don't be shy make you first impression

Even time  you step towards me

My body takes a back seat

Come closer I know you want it

Give you best shot I can take it

Your imperfection is my perfection

and it is my new obsession

Everytime you touch me there you make me feel so hot

and I love it

Everytime you come around 

My body surrender for you imperfection

I feel like flying higher and higher

without wings and there is no turning back

Baby I'm all yours so take it

come touch me when I shake it

Bet you imagine me naked?

Day and night i know you dreamt it

Can't take it no more but want more

feel like never before,

baby just take me I am all yours

And it make me go out of control.

Your imperfection is my perfection

and it is my new obsession

Everytime you touch me there you make me feel so hot

and I love it.

XOxo Keep loving me like you do. Do share, if u like ..bieee

I kissed a Girl n I liked it .....shhhhh

                             Hello All you sexy lovely people out there ... How ru today?

If you have been following my blog you already know what I am about to share with you if not what are you waiting for read read ...

Last nite had a crazy *effing sleepover, Me n my girls loads of fun n some explicit content (wink :*), so excited to share with y'all. My friend Ritu invited Me, Priya and Nidhi for a sleepover as her parents are out of town and she easily gets scared to death even by a little sound "BOOO gotcha".

We all reached by 7 pm all wet thank to the rainy weather changed  in comfy clothes to rock the party. Party started with dancing, singing our lungs out even though we sound so bad but hell yeahh
it was fun.

To our surprise Ritu had a bottle of Vodka in her fridge. I was shocked but was excited to had my first taquila shot,  we all had our shots(neat-burns like hell inside out), bottle by our side and Priya insisted to play dare n dare no truth as its kinnda boring right ;) and let the bottle roll.

We all sat down in our loose top n pajamas ( spoiler alert- No bra #FreeDemNipples). Spinning the empty vodka bottle all intoxicated by the shots. First dare for Priya to lick her toes(Gross right ) - done.
Second dare for me as they all know I am a crazy Britney fan-girl asked me to scream out loud from the window "It's Britney Bitch"
I got so excited scream to the fullest might have disturbed one or two neighbors of her heheheee.

We were all a freaking mess after few dares and mostly becoz of the tequila shots, now came the grand finale dare Priya asked me and Ritu our host for tonite to have "A FRENCH KISS for 30 Seconds" . WE both were like WTF and said no straight to her face then they started encouraging
us to do it, its just a kiss do it or stand in the rain all nite.

After few minutes we had to surrender but I put a condition that Ritu should dress like a boy and make some fake beard from kohl(kajal) then only I will kiss her on lip. All agreed she put on Shirt n jeans from her brothers closet and the nasty naughty dare started.

She came close to me like a boy and suddenly grab me towards her pulling my back. I was shocked but we had a laugh and it puts me in my nasty bitchy mode I swirl my finger on her cheek n lips teasing her, both my other friends were rolling on the floor laughing. She pull me closer to her lips I can literally fell her warm breath on my lips and we KISSED and yes it includes tongue :* reminds me of Britney and Madonna #Iconic

She looked like a effing boy and I loose my mind and kiss extended for few seconds more. It felt so good but so bad at the same time. ahhhhh we had our breaths back after the kiss. Phewwww not so bad I guess.

Next morning we woke up late it was 10 am I had a little headache already,  laughed so hard discussing last night mischievous kiss I was blushing and little embarrassed  but  you know what happens in a sleepover remains in sleepover heheheee..sshhhhhhhhhhh

Had so much fun will cherish it for ever .... if you like it do share, comment, follow for more post to cum.

You know I love you XOXO ;)

Late nite Rendezvous With some of my Bae's

Hey sexy and beautiful people out there ... I see you. After posting my last blog post at  Mid-Night yesterday I went to a place on Internet where normally you don't get what you are looking for.

               "Where someone's sensual fantasy came true and someone left empty handed."

Yes I went to Omegle last night, "No Judgement". Had been there earlier also for some fun and naughty stuff, not regular but when feeling bit down or bored. Seeing all those sexy handsome men with beautiful bodiess oohhh yeaahhh it put's me in the mood. DISTRACTION ALERT :*


And No No don't get your wild horses high Mr. this time I  was not on Omegle for pleasure but to promote my blog, sounds strange right. But strange is what I was looking for and to my pleasant surprise I found some people or friends or Bae's out there with whom I talk beyond ASL, penis and boobies hehehee :).

Want to specify one in particular who is from Japan he was so cooperative that I promised him that will surely mention him in my blog and he gave me some really good suggestion and one of them was to be true to yourself and real,pour your heart out. But wasn't able to ask his name :( hopefully sometime he will read this post.

My experiment was successful and get lot of positive feedback which motivates me to write more. Thank you Omegle (Wink :*) you always fulfill my needs :*

Well tonite will not be able to post as I am going to my friends place for a all Girls Sleepover. Very excited, will tell you all the juicy details tomorrow. Don't forget to read my next post. Who know what can happen in one night.

Will post tomorrow all my sexy beautiful Bae's
You know I love you XOXO

Late night Mode ... Are you ready.

All Night Longgg....

Sorry way to late for this post probably most of you would have been partying becoz hell yeaahh we all know its "Saturday Saturday karde rende hai kudiii " or maybe went to bed alone or with some special (blush blush :*)

But for me all nites brings something interesting, like a new persona came out of me and scream to me to be more funny, wild and naughtyyyy .Makes me a completely different person not literally duhh but emotionally, mentally craving to get out there and want more.
Bring out the best in me or the worst in a goood way ;)

And suddenly the song that came to my mind is Britney's <3 "Gimme More"

"If you are looking for trouble you came to the right place, if you are looking for trouble then right in my face... Its Britney Bi**h". this song put me in the mood so bad that I can't control myself.

Best part of being a beginner blogger is that you can write whatever came to you mind no filters all reality. Maybe I am babbling to much but yeaahh why shouldn't I be, just added a new badge to my skills hehehhe

Luv you all who are reading this and those who will someday ...
Do tell me what you want me to write about . #AskMe anything but not censored version ;)

You know I love u XOXO ..
Gniteeeeeee :*

First

So here I am all my lovely,  naughty, sweet people out there. I am so excited to share with you my first time  . hehhee(Sigh)

Ya ya I know you all must be very curious and your wild imaginations must be swinging from places to places. Don't worry It's been a while but I am here now .....

Lets break the Ice Ice baby.... uhhh yeahh  I like the sound of it going through my mind while I am writing this blog .. kinnda ;)


For all those who are waiting for the big revelation Sorry to disappoint you ... This post is not about my First time you know what i mean ( Wink Wink :* ). Not this time maybe some other time. You don't want it to be quick do youu ... You knw i like it slow n long ==== D ;)


This is the first time for me sitting down in front of my laptop doing stuff other then listening to songs, watching movies, chatting with lovely anonymous besties.

In the later blog do let me know in the comments what you want me to write about and yeahh no naughty comments , I am serious about this one and I knw u all will be with me to support me and love me.

So get your pants down and keep loving me like you do xoxo ..
Will see you with more interesting blogs , Do let me know what you want me to write about.

Till den listen to this song my current favourite doo doo duu duu daa daa daa raaa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0dLuNNNk5A